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FUN FACTS ABOUT HEZBOLLAH |
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Written by To The Point News
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Wednesday, 30 August 2006 |
* Hezbollah is a political party in Lebanon. Their main
platform: Kill the Jews.
* That may seem like a horrible platform, but at least they're for something
... unlike the Democrats.
* Translated from Arabic, Hezbollah means either "Goat-Enthusiast" or
"Goat-Lover" considering the scholar you ask.
* Either way, they have sex with goats. That's pretty much their whole day:
plotting to kill Jews and hot, steamy goat sex.
* Hezbollah is considered a terrorist organization by Israel and the U.S.,
while European countries consider Hezbollah "delightfully eccentric".
* Members of Hezbollah tend to be Islamic.
So if you see someone wearing an Allah Is An A**hole t-shirt, he
probably is not Hezbollah.
* The same reasoning applies to anyone you see driving a car with a bumper
sticker asking: What kind of a god
runs a whorehouse in heaven?
* If you think you see a member of Hezbollah, contact your
nearest shotgun.
* The diet of the Hezbollians consists of ham and bacon. If you need to feed
someone from Hezbollah, give him lots of ham and bacon.
* Don't listen to him when he says, "No more!" That's just him trying to be
polite. Feed him lots more ham and
bacon.
* The main weakness of Hezbollah is a deadly allergy to air-to-land missiles.
* Hezbollah, much like fresh-water carp, does not have a long history of genius
and invention.
* Hezbollah is estimated to be several thousand supporters and a few thousand
terrorist operatives. That doesn't seem like a very large group to take on
millions of angry Jews.
* Then again, what does it take to make Jews really angry?
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