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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 08 September 2006 |
A black
comedian riffs on America's 42nd President:
Yep, that's right -
I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a
black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked
weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even
now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from
the government every month!
Manufacturers
announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with
" Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished
men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation
is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter
will be built in Canada .
When asked what he
thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I
never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill
Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of
America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
The Clinton revised
judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole
truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to
know."
Clinton will be
recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
I know
these jokes are funny - but the biggest joke of all is all those dumb-butt
Americans who voted for him. Twice!!
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