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2008 DEMOCRAT CONVENTION SCHEDULE |
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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 03 November 2006 |
To The Point has just received, from an operative
burrowed deep in the nether regions of the Democrat National Committee in
Washington, the top secret schedule for the opening day Democrat
Presidential Nominating Convention to be held on August 25, 2008 in Denver,
Colorado:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Multicultural prayer and worship, led by
Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Imam Sheikh Mohammed
bin Mohammed abu Allahu Gawwad.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding of Former Congressman Mark Foley
and Former New Jersey Governor James McGreevy -- Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. "Free Saddam" Rally, led by Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The Proper Etiquette for
Surrender -- French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit the Osama Bin Laden Kidney
Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters
from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William
Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in
Broadcasting Award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Speech: How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld
brought down the World Trade Center Towers -- Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud
Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. Speech: Our Troops Are War Criminals --
John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation of HRH (Her Royal Highness) Hillary
Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
2:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
[Hat tip: TTP member Duane
Mueller. Thanks, Duane!]
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