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THE BEST SINGLES AD EVER PRINTED Print E-mail
Written by To The Point News   
Friday, 17 November 2006

The following singles ad appeared in the Atlanta Constitution newspaper:
SINGLE  BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity  unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to  play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup  truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy  winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight  dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll  be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing  only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and  ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting!
Over  15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta  Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador retriever...


 

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