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A THANK YOU FROM AMERICA'S NEXT PRESIDENT |
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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 29 February 2008 |
My fellow
Identity-Americans:
As your future
President I want to thank my supporters, for their ... well, support.
Your mindless
support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my
pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Kadaffi, or
my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of
bipartisan agent of change.
I also like how my
supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies
me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking
disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of
political posing.
I would also like to
thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour
behind the Kennedy name, even though Teddy killed a female employee with whom
he was having an extra marital affair and was pregnant with his child.
And I'd like to
thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty
platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
Americans should
vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I
make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of
their imagined, racist guilt.
I say things that
sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of
things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to
think about them.
Americans are tired
of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when
you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do.
And do it for me.
Thank You, America.
President (to be) B. Hussein Obambi
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