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WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRAT |
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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 22 August 2008 |
I'm voting Democrat
because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I
earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys
will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten
years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting
Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits
for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government
for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist
liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to
hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any
guns in the house to shoot them with.
(I'm so Democrat
that I have a big sign on the door of my house: There are no guns in this home! That, I am quite sure, will deter criminals. I think all Democrats should be required to
display this sign on their home.)
I'm
voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of
gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.
I'm
voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I really wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican.
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