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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 28 November 2008 |
The purpose of
fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
Don't pick a fight with an old
man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
If you fight fair, your tactics suck.
Always carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
Always remember, when seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.
The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was
carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't
make a 46.'
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting
trouble?' He replied, ‘No
Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'
A lady neighbor visiting a homeowner asked if he had a gun in the house. He replied that he certainly did. 'Well, I certainly hope it isn't
loaded!' she exclaimed. To which he
said, ‘Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!'
The moral of this
last story is: having a gun in the house
that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.
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