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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 19 June 2009 |
I'm a Liberal because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.
I'm a Liberal because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I want. I've
decided to marry my horse.
I'm a Liberal because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm a Liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending
the money I earn than I would.
I'm a Liberal because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody (except
Christians, white males, and Republicans) is offended by it.
I'm a Liberal because when we pull out of Iraq
I trust the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're
good people.
I'm a Liberal because I believe people who can't
tell us if it will rain on Friday, can tell us the polar ice caps will melt away in
10 years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm a Liberal because I believe business should not be allowed to make profits
for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government
for redistribution as it sees fit.
I'm a Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution
every few days to suit some fringe kooks who could never get their agendas past
the voters.
I'm a Liberal because my head is so firmly planted up my own butt, it's
unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.
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