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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 31 July 2009 |
Our economy is so bad that...
CEOs are now playing miniature
golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying
their taxes.
HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss a Second Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally ....
Congress has forgotten all about Bernie Madoff.
"What a piker!" they say to themselves.
"He made $50 billion disappear?
Big deal. That's what we did to
$750 billion - and soon we'll do it to trillions!"
The president's reaction to
our economic collapse? In his very best
impersonation of Rhett Butler, he said:
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