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AND THE LORD SAID, LET THERE BE BALANCE |
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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 04 September 2009 |
God
was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
him resting on the seventh day..
He inquired, "Where have you been, Lord?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's
a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and it's going to be a place to test balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to
a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's the Commonwealth of Virginia,
the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers
and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from the Commonwealth
of Virginia are going to be
handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
carriers of peace and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance..."
God smiled, "Right next to Virginia
is Washington DC.
Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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