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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 23 October 2009 |
One reason To The Point's Remember The Alamo Rendezvous
is in Texas is because of
Texans. Here's a true story that helps
explains why.
A cowboy from Amarillo
learned that Barack Hussein Obama is going to be at a barbeque of Democrat
fatcats trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. He decides to
attend.
As Obama is delivering his pitch, the cowboy notices that,
while talking in a pseudo-Texas drawl and using single syllable words, Obama
keeps swatting at some flies that are buzzing around his head.
The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stops talking and says, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around
ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later
he stops and bluntly asks, "Just a
second. Are you calling me a
horse's ass?"
"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the
citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and rambles on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
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