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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 30 October 2009 |
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think
they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is
for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi, Reid, and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would
be saved?
A: America!
Q: What do you call the US
after four years of Obama and the Democrat congress?
A: An Obama-nation.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
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