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REDNECK WOMAN |
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Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler
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Sunday, 22 May 2011 |
Last night (5/21) on Fox News, while denouncing the
historical and geographical ignorance of America's
"temporary leader," Sarah
Palin revealed that she wants her cell phone ringtone to be country star
Gretchen Wilson's Redneck Woman.
Wilson
campaigned for Palin and performed at her campaign rallies in 2008 - and will
do so again next year.
Nothing quite epitomizes Palin's appeal to Americans like
this song. The fundamental dividing line
of political power, of freedom vs. fascism in America
today, is not between Democrats and Republicans. It is between the Court Party and the Country
Party.
This distinction between our ruling elite and the rest of us
was originated by Princeton professor Angelo Codevilla
in 2009 in a
short article entitled Who
The Hell Do They Think They Are?
As Codevilla, and Jack Kelly in Palin Country
(July 2009), explain, Sarah Palin is the leader of the Country Party, which is
why she stands such a good chance to win the White House in 2012.
Court Party America has been working hysterically to
convince everyone that Palin is unpopular, she's stupid, she doesn't stand a
chance, blah blah. Here's the reality:
Country Party America
is going to fall in love with Palin to such an extent that the fervor for her
in 2012 will exceed the fervor for Zero in 2008 (which is lost for him and can
never be recovered).
One way to get this is to watch and listen to Gretchen
Wilson's Redneck Woman - and ask
yourself, what other presidential candidate would have the nerve to embrace
this song that spits in the face of the Power Establishment?
And it's much more than nerve. This is what Palin really feels, she is the
genuine article, the Real McCoy, which is why she connects with real folks like no one else. Her nads are bigger than most any man's.[1]
So here you go. Be
sure and have your speakers or headphones cranked up and prepare to
boogie. You'll be hearing it a lot next
year - and at the Inaugural Ball on January
20, 2013.
Redneck Woman lyrics
Well, I ain't never been the Barbie Doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet champagne,
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or honky tonk
Or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck
woman,
I ain't no high class
broad
I'm just a product of my raising,
I say, "Hey y'all" and
"Yee-haw!"
I keep my Christmas
lights on,
On my front porch all
year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my
sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'Hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
Victoria's Secret, well their
stuffs real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal-Mart shelf half price
I'll still look sexy, just as sexy
As those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
Hey, I'm a redneck woman,
I ain't no high class
broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "Hey y'all" and
"Yee-haw!"
I keep my Christmas
lights on,
On my front porch all
year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my
sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'Hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
I'm a redneck woman,
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising,
I say, "Hey y'all" and "Yee-haw!"
I keep my Christmas lights on,
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
Hell yeah
Hell yeah, I said Hell yeah!
[1] Just so you know: anatomically, a woman's two ovaries are gonads - organs that produce haploid
(for half) cells containing 23 chromosomes meant to combine with another
haploid in sexual reproduction for the full complement of 46 - as are a man's
testicles. Thus women have gonads just
like a man.
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