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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 21 October 2011 |
If you have any friends who voted
Democrat but have a difficult time intelligibly explaining why, give them this
list. They can then pick their reasons
from this Democrat Dozen.
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene -- but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine -- as long as
nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves, even though I'll be dead or mugged
way before they have time to respond.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten
years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
aborted -- so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health
care, education, and Social Security benefits paid for by America's working
taxpayers.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to 'break even'
and earn no money for themselves... any money that they do earn over 'breaking
even' should be given to the government for redistribution as the
Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution
every few days to suit people who would never get
their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for
oil in other countries where people hate us, and not drill for our own oil
because it might upset some endangered beetle or harm some weed.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most
wonderful country in the world, I was promised Hope and change.
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my derrière,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
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