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TEACHING TOLERANCE TO MOSLEMS |
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Written by To The Point News
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Friday, 22 February 2013 |
This letter was written to the London Daily
Mail in response to stories about the proposed British "Mega-Mosque"
Dear Sirs,
I am truly
perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in
London on the Thames. After all, Greater
London already has 356 mosques, so why should another matter, even though it
would be four times the size of St. Paul's Cathedral.
I think it
should be the goal of every Englishman to be tolerant. Thus the Mega-Mosque
should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why
I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby
promoting tolerance from within the
mosque.
We could
call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and
the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door
should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an
open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."
Across the
street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing
Secret, " with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to
the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal
Knowledge ," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the
other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this
would encourage the Moslems worshipping at the Mega-Mosque to demonstrate the
tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
Surely
British Moslems don't believe that tolerance is only a one-way street, or that
we must have complete tolerance for their complete intolerance. Thus I look forward to their cooperation in
this tolerance-promoting endeavor.
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