THEY ALREADY HAVE THEIR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
Written by To The Point News   
Friday, 07 September 2012

Obama's 2013 New Year's Resolutions:

  • Party with Secret Service one last time .
  • Pack up White House silverware.
  • Cut prices for Presidential Pardons. 
  • Fire up paper shredders.
  • Delete teleprompter porno. 
  • Flip off Hillary Clinton.
  • Get medical marijuana card.
  • Ask Chris Matthews for a date.
  • Throw Eric Holder under the bus.
 
Romney's 2013 New Year's Resolutions:

  • Prepare Secret Service pink slips .
  • Replace missing White House silverware.
  • Track and freeze pardon payments. 
  • Shred piles of Hope n' Change posters.
  • Donate teleprompters to the Salvation Army. 
  • Flip off Hillary Clinton.
  • Rescind medical marijuana cards.
  • Send Chris Matthews a condolence letter.
  • Take Eric Holder into custody.