Written by To The Point News   
Friday, 22 February 2013

This letter was written to the London Daily Mail in response to stories about the proposed British "Mega-Mosque"

Dear Sirs,

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in London on the Thames.  After all, Greater London already has 356 mosques, so why should another matter, even though it would be four times the size of St. Paul's Cathedral.  

I think it should be the goal of every Englishman to be tolerant. Thus the Mega-Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.  

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."  

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."  

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret, " with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.  

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ," its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."  

All of this would encourage the Moslems worshipping at the Mega-Mosque to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.

Surely British Moslems don't believe that tolerance is only a one-way street, or that we must have complete tolerance for their complete intolerance.  Thus I look forward to their cooperation in this tolerance-promoting endeavor.