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Written by To The Point News
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Thursday, 15 June 2006 |
From its contacts deep inside the offices of Ann Coulter's
literary agent, Irving "Swifty" Lazar, To The Point has learned that the
blonde authoress has already started on her next book.
Embarrassed by her demonstration of almost total scientific
illiteracy in her chapter on evolution in Godless, and stung by
criticism that it takes no real courage to verbally attack a small group of
Caucasian women in Jersey, she has decided to take on a group of people that
are "dangerous for real," according to Mr. Lazar.
"It's actually a cop-out to pretend it takes guts to stand
up to liberal weenies like Matt Lauer and Chris Matthews," Lazar says. "Ann knows this, so she wants to play in the
big leagues and target the most criminally insane people on the planet."
The title of Miss Coulter's next book makes it clear who
she's going after: Moslem Men Have
Little Dicks.
Going straight for the jugular, Coulter begins with the life
of Mohammed as described in the orthodox Islamic biographies. "He was a pervert," she reveals. "A pervert with a little dick. When he was in his late 40s, he married a
six year-old girl named Aisha and started having sex with her when she was nine. You'd have to have a teeny little dick to be
able to have sex with a nine year old girl."
"Mohammed's little dick symbolizes the entire problem with
Islam," Coulter continues. "The whole
purpose of Islam and Sharia law is to subjugate women because Moslem men
are afraid of women. Only men with
little dicks are afraid of women."
Swifty Lazar says that Coulter will argue that the threat of
Islam will not be gone until Moslem men are forced to treat women as normal
human beings - just as human as men.
This will require, among many other things, abandoning the
traditional concept of "72 virgins" for Moslem men in the afterlife -
"Whorehouse Heaven," as Coulter puts it.
"I am so sick of hearing Moose-limb crazies chant Allahu
Akhbar - God Is Great - that I almost entitled this book Allahu Gawwad
- Allah Is A Pimp" she says. "But I
decided that would be too provocative."
"I know that this book will cause many Moslem men to come
after me for exposing their little dicks," she concludes. "So let this be a warning: I will turn any Moose-limb man who bothers
me over my knee and spank him. Then
I'll wash his mouth out with soap."
Swifty confided that Coulter reads To The Point
"religiously." "In fact," he whispered,
"she got the idea for this new book from reading Terrorism and Tiny
Zibbs."
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