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Written by To The Point News
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Thursday, 24 January 2008 |
A minister decided to describe a science project for his
Sunday sermon.
Four worms, all fat and wigglingly healthy, were placed in
four jars. The first contained alcohol,
the second in a jar of concentrated cigarette smoke, the third in a jar of
chocolate syrup, the fourth in a jar of good clean soil.
The results were:
the worm in the alcohol died, the worm in the cigarette smoke died, the
worm in the chocolate syrup died - while the worm in the soil lived and
thrived.
"So what conclusion," asked the minister of his
congregation, "may we come to from this experiment?"
Old Grandma Maxine in the back pew quickly raised her hand
and said:
"It means, Preacher, that as long as you drink, smoke, and
eat chocolate, you'll never get worms."
The minister concluded the service.
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