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OBAMA IS A JOKE Print E-mail
Written by To The Point News   
Monday, 19 January 2009

Bringing levity to the lunacy of January 20, 2009...

Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.

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Q. Why won't Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.


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Q. Candidate Obama told us, "Yes We Can." What will President Obama tell us?
A. "Yes You Will."

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Q. Why is the Secret Service doubling security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration? 
A. If something happened to her, then Barack would be in charge. 

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Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it? 

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Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy.

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Why does Barack Obama want change so bad? Because he wants every cent of it.

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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.

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Q. What does the Obama Messiah say when someone sneezes?
A. I bless you.

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Obama is so pretty that Bill Clinton wants to intern for him

Obama is so pretty that his supporters think that he's smart

Obama is so pretty that he won't ride in Ted Kennedy's car

Obama is so pretty that he would be a 10 if his Daddy owned a liquor store

Obama is so pretty that he would even look good in a Hillary pantsuit

Obama is so pretty that when he goes to Iraq he has to wear a Burka

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Why Beer is Better Than Obama.

Beer is better than Obama because Marines like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don't mix.

Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good head on it.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't mind if you cling to your beer.

Beer is better than Obama because cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.

Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn't pretend to be domestic.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.

Beer is better than Obama because beer's ingredients known for sure.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is as American as apple pie.

Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an expiration date.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and NASCAR go together.

Beer is better than Obama because you're not afraid to turn your back on a beer.

Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better than an empty suit.

Beer is better than Obama because beer minds its own business.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and coke don't mix.

 


 

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