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Written by To The Point News
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Monday, 19 January 2009 |
Bringing levity to the lunacy of January
20, 2009...
Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.
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Q. Why won't Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
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Q. Candidate Obama told us, "Yes We Can." What will President Obama tell us?
A. "Yes You Will."
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Q. Why is the Secret Service
doubling security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration?
A. If something happened to
her, then Barack would be in charge.
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Have you ever noticed
how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for
it?
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Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to
a teenage boy.
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Why does Barack Obama want change so bad? Because
he wants every cent of it.
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The best argument
against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.
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Q. What does the Obama Messiah say when someone sneezes?
A. I bless you.
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Obama is so pretty that Bill Clinton wants to intern for him
Obama is so pretty that his supporters think that he's smart
Obama is so pretty that he won't ride in Ted Kennedy's car
Obama is so pretty that he would be a 10 if his Daddy owned
a liquor store
Obama is so pretty that he would even look good in a Hillary
pantsuit
Obama is so pretty that when he goes to Iraq
he has to wear a Burka
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Why Beer is Better Than Obama.
Beer is better than Obama because Marines like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no
more beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don't mix.
Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good
head on it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't leave a bad
taste in your mouth.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't mind if you
cling to your beer.
Beer is better than Obama because cold beer disproves the
myth of man made global warming.
Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn't
pretend to be domestic.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't promise you a
free lunch.
Beer is better than Obama because beer's ingredients known
for sure.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is as American as
apple pie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an
expiration date.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and NASCAR go
together.
Beer is better than Obama because you're not afraid to turn
your back on a beer.
Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better
than an empty suit.
Beer is better than Obama because beer minds its own
business.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and coke don't mix.
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