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THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE |
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Written by To The Point News
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Thursday, 07 May 2009 |
To The Point is
excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast
of Somalia!
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti
on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red
Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya
seven adrenaline-charged days later.
Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside
room) and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never
before.
That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal
with you. If you don't have your own
weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading
parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target
Practice.
For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali
Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are as follows.
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only
$9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett
M-107 .50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.
Need a spotter? Our
professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope
included, but gratuities are not.)
Want to make a real impact?
Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included!
Also included: Free
complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee,
pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a
mini-bar.
But that's not all! Twin
mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of
sustained fire!
We guarantee that you will experience
at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000
refund upon arrival in Mombassa.
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just
beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia,
thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we
make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum
visibility by Somali "mother ships".
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes
past the entire Somali Coast. At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle
rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed
shoreside to attract maximum attention.
Testimonials from previous participants
in the Somali Cruise:
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I
bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats
with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" --
Fred D., Cincinnati, OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't
recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda,
MD
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam.
Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the
ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me of a drunken
juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool in Phu Bai!" -- Dan J.
- Denver, CO
Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali
pirates! But cabin space is limited so
you need to respond quickly. Reserve
your package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of
free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.
So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!
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