HALF-FULL REPORT 03/28/14
Is this the most fabulous 30-second political ad you've ever seen in your life?
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Joni Ernst is a 43 year-old state senator, a Lt. Colonel in the Iowa National Guard who served in Iraq, and a rock-solid conservative - see her issue positions - who is a Republican candidate for the US Senate.
On Monday (3/24), she released the ad above that's been hailed by NRO as having "The Greatest Opening Line in the History of Campaign Commercials." To wit:
"I'm Joni Ernst... I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork."
On Wednesday (3/26), the front page headline in Iowa newspapers was "Sarah Palin Endorses Joni Ernst."
That evening, Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show showed the ad in his opening monologue, then commented: "I don't know what she's running for but just give her the job." On Comedy Central, Stephen Colbert endorsed her, explaining:
"Joni, you had me at 'castration.' Folks, it does not matter what else she stands for. I'm pulling for her whole-hog, or whatever is left of the hog when she's done with it."

