COMIC RELIEF IN TEHRAN
The Pentagon takes the military and terrorist threat of Iran extremely seriously. Yet the brass in Rummy's inner circle could not keep their faces straight with all the recent announcements from Tehran.
A week ago on April 7, the air force chief of Pasdaran, Iran's Revolutionary Guards, Gen. Hossein Salami, announced the successful firing of a stealth missile impossible to detect by radar, hailing the Fajr (Dawn) 3 as a "remarkable" achievement.
Turns out it was a primitive Shahab-2 copy of an unsophisticated Russian Scud-C.
Sunday April 9, the deputy naval commander of Pasdaran, Gen. Ali Fadavi announced the launching of "the world's fastest underwater missile," a torpedo so fast it was undetectable.
Turns out it's a poor copy of a Soviet-era rocket-powered torpedo, the Shkval. It's range is less than four miles, has no target designation devices and is not self-homing. It's huge wake makes it easy to spot and destroy.