BLUENOSES ON STEROIDS
I suppose it's possible that there are things I could care less about than Barry Bonds taking steroids. The latest antics of Britney Spears or the fate of contestants on one of those Survivor television shows, maybe.
But the whole Bonds "scandal," the whole Mitchell Report bloviation about "rampant performance-enhancing drug use" in professional sports, baseball in particular, ranks near the top of my list of news items in the So What? category.
Except there's something about it that really bugs me. Nanny-state ninnies sticking their bluenoses into none of their business. Fascist prosecutors trying to put people in jail for lying about something that's no crime. Increasingly louder demands for more intrusion into athletes' lives, for wrecking their careers, for their unending investigation, for their punishment.
Someone needs to tell the bluenoses, from George Mitchell to George Will, from every insufferably puritanical sportswriter to every self-important airhead sportscaster to shut up.
Or else the real fascists, the ones in Congress who have the capacity to shove government guns in our faces, will use the "scandal" - as they do with every other such opportunity - as an excuse to restrict the freedom of us all.