CINCO DE FARSA – THE FIFTH OF FARCE
Welcome to the TTP’s annual May 5th tradition of explaining la verdad, the truth, about today. That’s so you’ll understand why it should be called Cinco de Farsa, The Fifth of Farce.
Last Tuesday (05/05) millions of us gringos celebrated May 5th. Yet Cinco de Mayo is a phony tradition, a joke on Los Norteamericanos, then exploited as a marketing gimmick by Tex-Mex restaurant chains as an excuse for us to get wasted on José Cuervo.
Yet before you get lost in Margaritaville, here’s the true history of Mexico. You’ll learn more about Mexico’s history in ten minutes than you ever did in school or anywhere else. With plenty of cool maps so you can win any bar bet on what really happened – plus an awesome John Wayne video clip at the end that’s very explanatory.
To begin with: Nobody in Mexico cares about May 5th. Only we, us gringos, pretend to. For if you ask just about any reveler at the nearest Pancho Villa’s Cantina or some such Mexican-themed bar anywhere in the US just what is being celebrated on May 5th, you’ll get either a blank stare or “It’s their July 4th ” ignorance. So here’s the real story.
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