HALF-FULL REPORT 04/08/16
Of course you know that Wisconsinites are affectionately called “Cheeseheads” because they make the best cheese in America. Thus NBC News chronicled Ted Cruz’s “Top 5 Cheese-Related Moments” while campaigning.
How can you not love a guy who can think on his feet this fast with a sense of humor this good?
Monday, April 4. As Ted Cruz was walking out the door at Glorioso's Italian Market in Milwaukee, he was asked: "Should we arm the cheese curds?"
He responded: "Now that's funny. Alright you convinced me, yes, we need to arm the cheese curds, and you know if we send the cheese curds into ISIS, it'll fatten 'em up and they'll go down immediately ... Maybe if they get enough cheese curds they'll just decide they don't need this whole jihad thing, and they should just happily eat cheese curds and live in peace with their fellow man."
No wonder he won Wisconsin’s primary by a landslide.
We have news about the Kurds – we were talking about them, weren’t we? – Kim Kardashian believe it or not, Israel, the Chicoms, the worst scumbag in Congress getting his, and the upcoming contested convention. Not the one you’re thinking of – the other one.
We close with something that will make you cry with tears of… well, you decide.




What do you see here? A group of Moslem “refugees” walking in a snowstorm headed for the German Welfare State?