WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM MEN IN BLACK ABOUT 2008
Nope, this is not an alien joke like Alien Al, much less one regarding the PIAPS, who was born only 3½ months after Roswell.
It is about the history lesson taught so arrestingly by Tommy Lee Jones as Agent K in Men In Black.
2008 is going to be a stressful year for a lot of folks. The fate of America, the fate of Western Civilization, the fate of mankind, will be decided this year - as far as folks who enjoy being Drama Queens are concerned.
As we plunge forward into the fateful unknown of 2008, let us, then, take a deep, calming breath and listen to the soothing words of Agent K.
His partner, Agent J played by Will Smith, is freaking out as a newbie man-in-black, unglued over the alien threat that will destroy the Earth in the next half-hour.
Agent J: Man, we ain't got time for this... I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to...
Agent K: Kid, there's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they... do... not... know about it!
Welcome to the history of the world.

