HALF-FULL REPORT 04/11/08
The HFR this week salutes Absolut Vodka for its absolute stupidity in running an ad depicting pre-1836 Mexico as a map of "an ideal Absolut world."
These Swedish marketing geniuses were inundated with emails like the one I sent, informing them that I shall never, ever, buy a bottle of Absolut for the rest of my life. I encourage you to make the same vow...
... The good news continues in South Korea. The triumph this week of newly-elected president Lee Myung-bak's Grand National Party in parliamentary elections cementing Lee's majority control of the government means his plans for overthrowing Kim Jong-il's communist regime and unifying Korea can proceed...
... The HFR raises a glass of no-pity to the terrorist-loving Palestinians of Gaza...
...and a glass of schadenfreude to Oprah Winfrey, who has seen her popularity and tv-show ratings take a nose dive since she came out in support of Barack Hussein Obama, Jr...
...while celebrating the unfolding exposure of Obambi as a crook and a lightweight. The more one looks past Obambi's smooth rhetoric, the uglier it gets. And the squishier. For it's his ballbreaker wife, Michelle, who has the cojones in the family, not him. More and more now, it's becoming clear: Obama is a pussy.
