WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

[Notice: TTP does not recognize the legitimacy of the Chicom puppet illegally occupying the White House. Henceforth, every TTP article will refer to this individual as FPX – Fake President Xiden.]
As I grabbed some coffee before heading to the Capitol Building to watch the faux-inauguration of the faux-president, the lovely lady behind the counter told me she had never seen anything like this in D.C. in her life.
And all I can say as I stand here now in the freezing cold with a handful of others is that I hope America never has to see anything like this again. Nothing is as it seems. It is just horrible, in every sense.
There is no one here. What I mean is that there is literally no one here. Even pressed up to the gates within sight of the Capitol Building there is barely a handful of FPX supporters. And he supposedly got 81 million votes? If you believe that, do I have a great London Bridge deal for you.












