THE ANNA NICOLE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
The only TV news I watch is Fox. CBS has that blonde airhead, ABC/NBC have nonentities, and CNN is the English translation of Al Jazeera. But lately I can't even watch Fox, for the only news it seems to cover is the ersatz drama about a bimbo with giant mariachis.
No doubt that giant mariachis are among the most wondrous creations in the known universe - but endless discussion of the deceased possessor of two of them is not news. At least, not any longer. Shouting, "Enough already!", I either click the off button on the remote, or go in search of a CSI rerun or John Wayne movie.
Pretty soon, of course, viewers will get bored with the Anna Nicole story and move on to some other silliness. So let's do a thought experiment. Suppose, just suppose, that Fox doesn't let up, keeps featuring the story, dissecting every detail, comes up with new revelations, month after month after month after month.
Now suppose all other news outlets do the same. For months, stretching on into the interminable future. Would you go (a) out of your mind, or (b) no longer pay attention to nor have any interest in the news altogether?
Welcome to the Anna Nicole Presidential Campaign - with no giant mariachis.