HALF-FULL REPORT 08/22/08
We start with the revelation that there is a solid scientific reason for calling this the Half-Full Report. Psychological researchers have studied silver and bronze medal winners over the last several Olympics. It turns out that, on average, the bronze winners were happier than the silver.
Those that won the silver were filled with regret that they didn't win the gold, while those that won the bronze were happy they got a medal at all rather than nothing for finishing fourth.
The lead researcher, Dr. Thomas Gilovich of Cornell University, summed up the lesson learned:
"The key to understanding happiness is not to think about it as a trait but as a talent. Happy people have a talent - they are able to argue that life is a glass half full."
Happy people look at life as a glass half-full. Yes, that is exactly the purpose of the Half-Full Report! It's good to have science behind the reason.
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Wasn't it so much fun this week watching Obambi get the crap beat out of him by a woman and an old man? The HFR's description last April of him as a pussy sure is turning out to be spot on: