HOW 9 POLITICIANS ARE CELEBRATING THIS 4TH OF JULY
It's birthday time once again for the greatest nation on earth: America. Everybody likes to celebrate 'Murica a little differently - here are how nine famous politicians are planning to mark the 4th of July this year:
- Chuck Schumer: Murdering 26 people with undercooked beef. Tradition is tradition.
- AOC: Weeping outside of Alligator Alcatraz: Heroic.
- Ron DeSantis: Turning loose highly trained alligators armed with lasers to hunt down anyone who comes near Alligator Alcatraz: Uh-oh.
- JD Vance: Killing off a rival world leader: U-S-A! U-S-A!
- Joe Biden: Hanging Christmas decorations: Aw, Joe.
- Thomas Massie: Going to some super-secret meeting Trump invited him to in a CIA detention cell: Have fun, Tom.
- JB Pritzker: Hot dog eating contest: Followed by a burger eating contest, lamb shank eating contest, entire baby pig eating contest, pie eating contest, and tub of Crisco eating contest.
- Zohran Mamdani: Dumping Jews into the harbor: A true patriot.
- President Trump: Carving his own face into Mount Rushmore while riding a bald eagle: Glorious!
Our great and wise leaders are doing it right this Independence Day.
~ Babylon Bee reporting
In Friday’s HFR, I had been totally suckered by POTUS’ head fake that morning (6/20): 
Mullah Iran has long cultivated the image of a nation unwilling to bend to foreign pressure. From Ayatollah Khomeini’s rejection of the West in 1979 to today’s battles over nuclear sovereignty, the Islamic Republic has projected an unyielding front.
On his first day in office of his second term, President Trump signed an executive order ending anchor babies, the practice of treating kids born to illegals on U.S. soil as full-fledged citizens.






EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over the weekend, former President Barack Obama was reportedly distraught that President Donald Trump had bombed the cool nuke factory he had paid for.