EPSTEIN DEATH NEWS – SHOCKED FACE EDITION
Happy Hump Day, patriots. I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that every news cycle is a carnival freak show.
The first 24 hours or so after Jeffrey Epstein was discovered to have become a non-problem for a certain wine-swilling failed presidential candidate and her occasional husband were filled with people condemning anyone who floated a conspiracy theory.
In fact, at this point one might run the risk of actually spraining something while trying to avoid a conspiracy theory. Another few days of coincidences piling up the way they have been since Saturday and investigators are going to have to wear hazmat suits to wade through the toxic b.s.













