HALF-FULL REPORT 08/21/09
There's something in Guinness that enables the Irish to be preternaturally perceptive. That's why I turned to the HFR's resident Irishman, Buck O'Fama from County Cork, for an answer to a weird mystery.
"Hey, Buck!" I asked. "What the heck does ‘all wee-weed up' mean?"
After a long contemplative sip of Guinness, Buck observed, "Well, we know the lad's a stoner, right? A midnight toker. It's South Chicago street slang for being ‘all f#&!d up' or sky-high on weed. But the President can't publicly say: ‘There is something about August going into September where everybody in Washington gets all f#&!d up...' so he substitutes ‘all wee-weed up' trying to be so cute-clever-cool funny."
Buck had another sip. "Yep, this one's a classic. Everyone is going to be saying his presidency is what's wee-weed up. For the truth is, he's really wee-weed himself."