HALF-FULL REPORT 12/26/08
The best news this week is that with this issue of the HFR, we get to raise a tin cup of moonshine and say adios to 2008. Come what may in 2009, it is such an incredible relief to get this sucker over with.
It is, of course, not good news that during Christmas, millions of Americans have been stranded in airports and train stations due to massive winter storms all across the country. Yet being stranded gives one time to think - and hopefully one thought that will occur to them is that global warming is laughably ridiculous...
... By the way, out of every 100,000 molecules of air, how many do you suppose are molecules of CO2, the evil gas environuts say causes global warming? 39. How many are man-made molecules of CO2? 1. That's one-onehundrendthousandth. Man-made greenhouse gas emissions are irrelevant to the world's weather...
... So now Blago is going to subpoena Zero's chief of staff. Watching this scandal unfold is almost as much fun as seeing Princess Caroline Kennedy's assumed royal prerogative of being anointed US Senator from New York crashing and burning...
...But now let's focus on what is truly good and uplifting news this week. For the first time ever, Christmas was celebrated as an official holiday in Iraq. And let's close this last HFR of 2008 with this heartwarming thought. Christmas yesterday was celebrated by more people in more places on all seven continents (even scientists in Antarctica) - by far - than any other celebration of any kind, religious or otherwise, in the world.