HALF-FULL REPORT 02/20/09
Ensconced in a booth in the HFR Saloon, we have to be extra careful today. For no matter how many of Durk Pearson's Party Pills we take to nutritionally protect us from booze, if we were to drink to all the marvelous events of this week, we would all get very seriously sloshed.
So, bartender, just set down a bottle of 12 year-old Famous Grouse and we'll each have a wee dram in praise of...
Let's see, first would have to be celebrating the ongoing travails of Senator Tombstone Burris. He has become such an embarrassing joke to the Dems that not only has the Chicago Tribune and Illinois Governor Patrick Quinn called for him to resign, the black pastors of Chicago have as well...
...What was it that W. C. Fields said about water? That it was the stuff that rusts pipes, that you can't trust it because even a straight stick turns crooked in it, that fish do unmentionable things in it.
In light of another of his famous quips, that "Once in the wilds of remotest China, I lost my corkscrew, and was forced to live on food and water for days..." he might get a chuckle out of this headline of February 16: "Parched China to Slash Water Consumption by 60 Percent"
...Amidst all the outrage over our new terrorist-pardoning Attorney General, Eric Holder, accusing America of being "a nation of cowards," shouldn't we notice the irony that Holder is right, in precisely the opposite way he intends? America is a nation of cowards for electing Obama. The only reason he was elected is because he is black.