HALF-FULL REPORT 12/04/09
Here's the question of the week: What if King Canute had been a liberal?
You know the ancient tale. Canute (985-1035), son of Sven Forkbeard, Viking ruler of both Scandinavia and England, tired of the endless flattery of courtiers trying to curry his favor, ordered his throne brought to the seashore at Bosham in West Sussex on England's southern coast.
Ensconced on his throne wearing his royal robes and commanding his courtiers to stand around him, he delivered a Royal Order to the sea to stop the incoming tide so that his royal feet should not get wet. The sea did not obey, the tide washed over his feet, whereupon he railed at his flatterers:
"Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings, for there is none worthy of the name, but He whom heaven, earth, and sea obey by eternal laws."
But what if Canute had been a liberal? What if he really believed he could command the tide - and continued to believe it as the tide washed over him and threatened to sweep him out to sea?
Wouldn't that remind you of Democrats facing the tide of 2010? Of glowarmers commanding the tide of truth to stop? Of the OPM (Obama Propaganda Media) denying the very existence of tides?