THE EXPONENTIAL CURVE OF FASCIST UNCONSTITUTIONALITY
Reading the morning's news now can be impossibly depressing. Every single day brings yet another assault on our freedom or threat to our security from the Federal Government. Not only that, the pace of these assaults is accelerating. They are accumulating ever more quickly. We are losing our freedom at an exponential rate.
You may have heard the ancient tale of the Sultan and the Chessboard. The most skilled artisan in the sultanate presented the Sultan with a fabulously beautiful chessboard, intricately made with carved ivory, rare woods, and precious stones. It was so exquisite the Sultan offered the Artisan whatever price he named.
The Artisan asked for one grain of rice. The Sultan was shocked. The Artisan continued - one grain of rice for the first square on the chessboard; one day later, two grains for the second square; two days later, four grains for the third, and the same simple doubling for the remainder of the 64 squares on the chessboard.
Laughing, the Sultan agreed. "So I am to pay you a few grains of rice for all your wondrous work?" he asked. "It is sufficient for me, Your Majesty," was the Artisan's reply.