HALF-FULL REPORT 08/28/09
We are told that we must say something good about the recently dead. OK, here goes. Ted Kennedy is dead. Good.
When his terminal brain cancer was announced in May 2008, the HFR commented thusly, for it is worth repeating now:
The HFR's goblet is raised this week in sympathy to this young lady and not to her murderer. She is Mary Jo Kopechne. Her death at the hands of a drunk Ted Kennedy served one purpose for which America must be forever grateful: it prevented his ever being elected President of the United States...Of course, the Zerocrats are now using his death to exactly that: further damage to America. That the Democrat Party could lionize this evil anti-American, so personally revolting the London Daily Mail's obituary of him is entitled "The Senator of Sleaze," explains the pit of irretrievable immorality into which it has sunk.
The HFR goblet contains no mawkish, treacly, fawning oleaginous encomiums to a man who has done more objective damage to his country than any American alive today.The HFR does not gloat upon the pain and suffering of any fellow human being - but nonetheless raises a full glass of gratitude that he will soon no longer be in the Senate and in a position to do further damage to America.