HALF-FULL REPORT 12/13/13
Might as well have some fun first before we get to the grim stuff.
Yesterday (12/12), Zero was awarded the Lie of the Year Award. Of course, virtually everything he utters is a lie, but "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it," takes the prize.
So much so that there's a new term in golf. Golfers now call a bad lie "an Obama."
Then there's Selfiegate. Google the term and you'll get 350,000 hits even though it was just invented. On Tuesday (12/10) while attending the Mandela funeral service in Joburg, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, sitting between Brit PM David Cameron and Zero, snapped a "selfie" - a self-taken smartphone pic - of the three of them.
A press pool photographer snapped a shot of them doing so - with Mrs. Zero looking witchily annoyed at her husband enjoying the hot blonde's company and not hers. It went totally viral. Selfies at Funeral! was the headline outrage all over the world. Like giggling teenagers! huffed the London Daily Mail. It prompted a plethora of spoofs, such as: