HALF-FULL REPORT 02/27/09
The bartender here in the HFR Saloon always eyes me warily when I say off-the-wall things like, "It doesn't matter how much I drink today because I'll still stay sober."
He refused to serve me anything but soda water until I explained myself. "Well, nothing could be more sobering than what happened to America this week. You know how they say that in Chinese, the word for ‘danger' or ‘crisis' is the same word for ‘opportunity'?"
He nodded, I continued. "One thing this entails is that the bigger the danger, the bigger the opportunity. I'm not sure I can imagine a bigger danger to my country than its president purposefully planning to destroy it - and with the political power to do so."
"The opportunity on the other side has got to be amazingly big to match that," he noted. "What is it?"
"To get rid of all this liberal-commie anti-American fascist Big Brother crap once and for all. To replace the Moocher America we have now with a Free America, a Constitutional America."
His brow furrowed. "So you're saying that having a president out to destroy America is what it takes to wake people up and get them to save America? Does that mean you're glad to see this guy in the White House?"
I winced. "Ouch. Let me think about that, man. I better stick to soda water today, huh?" "Good idea," he observed.