HALF-FULL REPORT 1/07/11
Hasn't this been quite a first week of 2011? It started bizarrely for me with a flood of emails and calls Monday morning (1/03) asking if I was still alive or dead in a dumpster. The Drudge Report was carrying this headline in red letters:
Reagan Aide Jack Wheeler Murdered, Body Found in Landfill
I had to reassure everyone that:
It's not me. I'm not in a dumpster in a landfill -- I'm home in my easy chair writing this. John Wheeler was always getting confused with me in Washington as he liked to be called by his nickname Jack (like John/Jack Kennedy). I ran into him several times at different DC functions and found him to be a very nice fellow. But I'm no John, just Jack.* * * * *
This is a terrible tragedy and a mysterious one. But for all those who've emailed their concern, it's not me, I'm fine.
Tuesday morning (1/04) began with an all-together different phone call. My wife answered, and tears quickly began streaming down her face. They were tears of relief and joy - for our son was back home from war.
Brandon's unit, 2/6 Marines, saw more combat than perhaps any other in Afghanistan during the last six months, for they were deep in Apache country: Helmand Province. 17 of his men are not coming back. He is so thankful for all the prayers TTPers sent his way that helped sustain him. His mother and I are so thankful for his service with honor, and his safe return. It is with so much pride that we salute our son, Capt. Brandon Wheeler, USMC, and all those who served with him.
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Wednesday morning (1/05) America got to say goodbye to Speaker-no-more Pelosi. It was a sickeningly long goodbye.
Electric day-glo blue suit, perfectly coiffed and streak-blonde dyed hair, perfectly frozen smile, perfect oleaginous delivery, Pelosi Galore thought the moment was all about her with her endless and endlessly obnoxious self-serving speech - 12 minutes! Would she ever shut up? - before finally turning the gavel and speakership over to John Boehner.
Thank God she's gone. No one has to pay any attention to her ever again. She's history.
