ARABIAN WONDERLAND

Manama, Bahrain. This is a tale of a very different Arab sheikhdom from Kuwait. Let's start with drunk Saudis.
A drunk Saudi is a very amusing spectacle. Saudi Arabia is the most uptight, rigidly repressed place on the planet. What the map above doesn't show is a causeway enabling Saudis to drive to the island of Bahrain, the Arabian Wonderland, where they proceed to unrepress themselves.
Sober, Saudis are arrogant putzes sneering at American infidels. Smashed, they are still obnoxious but very friendly. They keep saying, "My friend," and talk nonstop in increasingly unintelligible English until they pass out. This upsets the hookers, for an unconscious customer, no matter how rich, is of no use to them.
Bahrain has a history as old as civilization...
