HALF-FULL REPORT 01/28/11
Wasn't that just the greatest State of the Union speech ever? All that pent-up expectation that Zero was going to channel Bill Clinton as The Comeback Kid pivoting off the humiliation of facing a newly-elected Republican Majority to join them in declaring "The era of big government is over" - well, he certainly burst that balloon, didn't he?
What a turkey of a talk - so bad it may be right up there with Jimmy Carter's "malaise" speech. It's being ridiculed as his Sputnik Speech for his stupid "Sputnik moment" shtick, and his WTF Speech for his witless "Winning The Future" slogan that deserved the acronym everyone knows has another meaning.
The HFR prefers to entitle Zero's 2011 SOTU - in honor of his paean to "solar shingles" as an example of "tomorrow's energy" as opposed to "yesterday's energy" of filthy hydrocarbons - as his Solar On A Shingle Speech.
Even better, he phoned it in. It was a going-through-the-motions, desultory, listless performance with no fire. "I struggled to keep my eyes open, Jack," one Congressman told me. "He droned on and on, blathering about what he wants when he knows there's not the slightest chance we'll vote it. He even said he wants us to revive the dead DREAM Act! What a space cadet... we're all calling him President Sputnik now."