MORE THAN YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PATERNITY
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[It’s August. Let’s take a break from anything political. This Monday’s Archive was originally published in TTP on April 11, 2007. Everyone back then knew of notorious Anna Nicole whose life had tragically ended two months earlier. Yet her promiscuity turned out to be quite instructive. It still is.]
TTP, April 11, 2007
I can't pass this one up. DNA testing that shows among Anna Nicole Smith's multiple lovers, a fellow named Larry Birkhead is the father of her daughter provides such an exquisitely teachable moment about paternity – well, it's simply impossible for me to resist.
This is going to be fun. We'll start with a discussion of what scientists delightfully call "sperm wars." Let's first discuss those conducted by chimpanzees. They give the phrase "flooding the zone" a whole new meaning.
Chimpanzees are our closest primate relatives with whom we share a common ancestor. That common ancestor lived a long time ago. The human-chimp split took place around 5 million years ago (5 mya).
Chimps and humans have, however, retained certain basic behavior patterns in common – such as patrilocality. But for other behavior patterns, chimps and us are really different. Like sex.
This Friday’s high-stakes meeting between President Donald Trump and Russia’s Vladimir Putin in Alaska could bring real relief to Ukraine – but only if it stays laser-focused on one goal: an enforceable ceasefire. No redraw of the map. No "land for peace" concessions that reward Moscow’s aggression and punish Ukrainian sovereignty.

This is not the picture of a happy man. Born on August 12, 1930, George Soros turned 95 ereyesterday, and for his birthday present America brought him the annihilation of his legacy.
Is the US Supreme Court about to disenfranchise black Americans and other racial minority voters?






SACRAMENTO, CA — In his ongoing public sparring with the Trump administration over its agenda, Governor Gavin Newsom vowed to double California's violent crime rate if President Donald Trump refused to stop cleaning up Washington, D.C.
