PRAY FOR A BLACK POPE
Gosh, won't it be marvelous if the next pope turns out to be black? And I'm not saying this as a Catholic or one of those earnest Lefty types who yearns for an ethnic minority figure to be appointed to every position of authority. It's that I can hardly wait to see the cat among the pigeons, if someone like the current favorite - Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson - gets the job.
Turkson is Ghanaian (from Ghana, West Africa) and considerably darker of hue than the previous three African pontiffs -- St Victor I (p. 189-199), St Miltiades (p. 311-314) and St Gelasius (p. 492-496) -- all of whom hailed from Roman North Africa and as you can see weren't black at all. I've no doubt in the salons of academia and the media canteens, they will all think this is a jolly good thing, much as they did when Barack Hussein Obama ushered in a golden new era of joy, healing, reconciliation and endless world peace.
But I'm not sure that's what they're going to get. African churchmen - non-Western or non-white clergy, generally - tend to be considerably more robust and old school than your oh-so-modern Anglican vicar with his very real concerns about diversity and homosexual rights and the urgent threat of climate change. They're so old-fashioned, in fact, that they even all still believe in God.

