DEMOCRATS CONFUSED BY LEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO LOVE AMERICA
U.S. — Democrat onlookers were baffled at the unusual sight of a group of immigrants arriving in the United States legally while waving patriotic American flags.
A group of 59 Afrikaners escaped persecution in South Africa and arrived in Washington this week. Upon touching down, they were seen celebrating with American flags and big smiles. Sources confirmed they have no plans to destroy America.
"Wait, I'm confused. They don't hate America?" said one Democrat immigration activist. "Why are we even letting them in? This is weird."
"Wait. They don't actually love America, do they? Oh no..."
After further research, it was confirmed that the newly arrived migrants were neither Mexican cartel members nor Jihadis sworn to wage holy war against the United States, but instead mostly middle-class families escaping persecution in South Africa.
"This is a blatant misuse of America's immigration system," said another Liberal. "America will never be destroyed at this rate. This proves once and for all that Trump is Hitler."
At publishing time, Democrats found themselves even more confused after ICE deported several hundred illegal immigrants who hate America.
~ Babylon Bee reporting

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