HALF-FULL REPORT 12/18/08
There hasn't been an HFR since November 4 since it's too depressing to raise a glass that's completely dry and empty. Lately, however, so much fun stuff has been filling the HFR full liter stein that it's like the Munich Oktoberfest in December.
Let's start with the biggest silver lining of November 4: we didn't end up with President Pain-in-the-ass McCain. Once again, he reminded us this week of what an insufferable jerk he is. The only reason he got the nomination is because the Stupid Party allows Democrats to vote in its primaries. It's such a relief we never have to pay any attention to him ever again. Jindal-Palin 2012!
Next we move to Blagogate, which is serving to bring into clear focus that corruption is the Democrat Party's middle name - and that for the next four years we'll have a Chicago White House, the operations of which will be run by Blago buddy Rahm Emmanuel...
... Now on to the substantial benefits of the US/global recession.
... We'll close this edition of the HFR by raising a glass of sacramental wine to a great American patriot and founder of the modern conservative political movement, Paul Weyrich.
