WHITE WOMEN ARGUE BLACK MEN SHOULD ONLY HAVE THREE-FIFTHS OF A JURY VOTE
U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of the jury confirmed that white women were now arguing that black men should only have three-fifths of a jury vote.
Multiple jurors have come forward to be interviewed in the media, with news breaking Friday morning that the lone holdout juror who refused to find Clancy not guilty of murdering her three children was a black man who dared to think for himself and not just do what he's told.
"There should be some type of compromise in these situations," the woman said on CBS Mornings. "We were all wanting to let her off the hook for strangling her kids, but this guy was just sitting there, totally hung up on the fact that this mother viciously murdered her own children. We think, moving forward, gentlemen like this should only count for three-fifths of a jury vote. That seems fair, all things considered."
Progressives explained that individuals like the black man who sat on the jury may not be educated enough to draw a reasoned conclusion on such a complex case, similar to how women and minorities aren't intelligent enough to obtain official government identification. "We have to make special accommodations for people who aren't white liberals," the juror continued. "That's why his vote shouldn't count for quite as much as a regular person."
At publishing time, the white female jurors had also advocated for having black male jurors use their own separate water fountains and be relegated to a separate jury box.
~ Babylon Bee reporting.
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[Today’s Archive was originally in TTP on January 18, 2021, two days before the traitorous installation of a thief as Ersatz President. Now this November we face the theft of the Senate and House unleashing another Hate-America nightmare. Many TTPers told me when this was first written how helpful it was to them. May this be helpful to TTPers now and in the coming days.] 
Canada is furious about “Lake America.”
[TTP: Because we are now entering “flu season,” we’ll shift to viruses and immunity support for a bit.]
Capitalism is under attack from classrooms to town halls to voting booths.
I took my son Brandon on our Indian Tibet expedition when he was 10 years old in 1993. Here we are about to whitewater run the Zanskar River right through the Himalayas. Look at that smile – now there’s an ecstatically happy boy. Wouldn’t you like to see a smile like that on your child or grandchild?
NEW YORK, NY — Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women's rights, but no one in the room could hear her because her mouth was covered by a hijab.
