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THE CLUELESS RETARD

clueless-maxine Last night (Thursday July 6), President Trump at a rally in Great Falls, Montana, described Maxine Waters as a “low-IQ individual… somewhere in the mid-60s.”

We call liberals “Libtards” because no matter how smart they are, they have allowed their emotions to turn their brains into mush. Maxine, however, is an actual retard. The President has described her accurately.

From Human Rights Watch -- Mental Retardation: An Overview:

“Intelligence quotient (I.Q.) tests are designed to measure intellectual functioning. An I.Q. score provides a rough numerical assessment of an individual's present level of mental functioning in comparison with that of others. The vast majority of people in the United States have I.Q.s between 80 and 120, with an I.Q. of 100 considered average.

 

To be diagnosed as having mental retardation, a person must have an I.Q. below 70-75, i.e. significantly below average. If a person scores below 70 on a properly administered and scored I.Q. test, he or she is in the bottom 2 percent of the American population10 and meets the first condition necessary to be defined as having mental retardation.

 

Although all persons with mental retardation have significantly impaired mental development, their intellectual level can vary considerably. An estimated 89 percent of all people with retardation have I.Q.s in the 51-70 range. An I.Q. in the 60 to 70 range is approximately the scholastic equivalent to the third grade.”

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A NEW PHARMACEUTICAL MEDICINE FOR ANXIETY AND STRESS

Many people do not understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV, or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects.  But this is definitely an exception!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

Do you sometimes feel stressed?

If you answered Yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

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THE SINGLE POTUS JOKE GUARANTEED TO MAKE THE LEFT GO FULL BERSERK

President Trump has a great since of humor. He is a master at pushing the Left’s buttons. What is suggested here is that he video tape a mock press conference to make a faux announcement, and put it up on YouTube.

Perhaps the greatest weakness of the Left is that they have no sense of humor. Their constant state of outrage renders them utterly humorless. A rule of their idol Saul Alinsky was to use ridicule as a political weapon – yet they can’t stand to be ridiculed themselves.

Here is a joke that wouldn’t just poke the Left in the ribs, but gut punch the Left’s cultural solar plexus. To watch their minds explode would be gloriously rewarding.

Please, Mr. President – go Full Alinsky on the Left. Ruthlessly ridicule the Left with this:

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RONALD REAGAN’S FAVORITE IRISH JOKE

ronaldreaganIn honor of St. Patrick’s Day today, it’s only appropriate to relate Ronald Reagan’s favorite Irish joke, as he was fond of telling it with such exuberance.

An Irishman was walking along Inchydoney Beach in County Cork – Ireland’s most beautiful and not far from my ancestral village of Ballyporeen – when he came upon an old encrusted bottle washed up on the shore.

He picked it up, brushed off the sand, saw it was still stoppered and wondered what was inside.  He carefully broke it open at the neck on a beach rock, and to his great surprise out popped a Leprechaun, an Irish genie.

leprechaun“Oh me man!” the Leprechaun exclaimed.  “I was in that horrid bottle for a hundred years and you be settin’ me free!  Well, I’ll be givin’ you two wishes before I’m on m’ way!”

“Two wishes?” the Irishman asked incredulously.  “Anything I want?”

“Anything – you just name it and it’s yours,” came the answer.

The Irishman couldn’t believe his luck.  He thought for a moment, then said, “Firstly, what I’ll be wantin’ is a glass of the best Irish ale – but a very special glass!” he added quickly – that no matter how much I drink it will always be full.”

Poof!  There was a glass in his hand overflowing with Irish Red Ale.  He took a sip – it was the best beer he’d ever had in his life.  He drank and he drank and he drank, and five minutes later he hadn’t made a dent, the glass was still overflowing with Irish Red.

But by now the Leprechaun was getting impatient.  “Listen me man!” he chastised.  “I appreciate you settin’ me free and all, but I was in that bottle for far too long, I’ve got things to do, so you’ll be makin’ your second wish now!”

The Irishman thought good and hard.  Finally he made his decision.  He held up his overflowing magic glass, looked at it admiringly, and told the Leprechaun, “Ya know – I think I’ll have another one of these!”

There’s no doubt about it – God loves the Irish.

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YES, MAXINE NEEDS AN IQ TEST

In his Gridiron Dinner address last Saturday (3/03), President Trump had this to say about the looniest bird on Capitol Hill:

How about that one? Maxine Waters, “He must be impeached!” That’s all she knows how to say, “He must be impeached! Impeached!” … But he’s done nothing wrong. “Doesn’t matter. What has he done wrong? I don’t know! You got to be impeached!”

 And then I say – I’ll get in trouble for this – Maxine, she has to immediately take an IQ test.

No doubt.  Here’s why:

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To See More of Crazy Maxine (Click Below)

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IT’S SO EASY

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One reason is that Congresscritter Schifforbrains has never worked a day in his life in the real world – never had any private sector job, never had a business, ever in his life.

He went directly from law school to prosecutor for the US Attorney’s office in Los Angeles, then California state senate in 96, then Congress in 2001 where he’s been there ever since.  Oh yes, his Wikepedia entry says his net worth is $1.7million.  Wonder how he did that.

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A VERY SECURE PLACE

During a recent White House press conference, Jim Acosta hollered from the press corps,

"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders cooly responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?" Acosta asked sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration… Next question?"

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LIFE IS GOOD

life-is-goodI am a senior; I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the liquor store.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, and I don’t have acne.

Life is great! I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

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