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MIKE OBAMA 2020!

The hottest rumor on everyone’s lips on Capitol Hill these days is that the Obamas are determined to get back into the White House. The only way to do so is with Zero’s wife Michelle (“Mike” to her intimates).

And the only way to do that is to destroy the Democrats in the way. So be on the lookout for brutal – and untraceable – character assassinations of them, one by one, until the path is cleared.

Meanwhile, campaign art is being prepared. Here’s the best:

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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

beauty-the-beast                                                         Beauty                                                          And The Beast

On Wednesday (12/19), while the First Lady was celebrating Christmas in the White House with her husband, looking every inch the most glamorous and elegant woman on earth, her predecessor wrapped herself in a yellow satin curtain she looted off the curtain rods in the East Wing, and her legs in “horrifyingly gauche $4000 Balenciaga thigh-high boots” to be on a book promotion event with a has-been actress.

Aren’t you glad we have our President and First Lady in the White House now instead of the embarrassment that preceded them? Here’s their Official White House Christmas photo.

Merry Christmas, America!

Merry Christmas, America!

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